Water On The Moon? My Top Ten, Eat Your Heart Out Letterman, List of Significance
Posted: Friday, November 13, 2009
by Edward Rhymes
Number 10: Now when you tell someone to go jump in the lake it's not just limited to Earth.
Number 9: Snooty Europeans & Americans now have a new source that they claim they get their bottled water from.
Number 8: If the moon affects the tides on Earth, what affects the tides on the moon?
Number 7: Can't you just see those late night infomercials trying to sell lunar lakefront property?
Number 6: Wisconsin is now bummed because this kinda debunks the "green cheese" theory.
Number 5: Water World and The Wisconsin Dells have just entered a brutal bidding war for first water-slide rights.
Number 4: Bobby Boucher, reportedly, wept openly upon hearing the news (think Adam Sandler).
Number 3: Richard Heene was just seen fitting his boy with a spacesuit and snorkel.
Number 2: Some greedy corporation is guaranteed to try and sell your five-year old daughter a trip to the moon to make the most expensive mud pie you've ever heard of.
Drum roll please...
Number 1 : The U.S. originally obtained permission to launch missiles at the moon from other world leaders by claiming the man in the moon had weapons of mass destruction.
Number 9: Snooty Europeans & Americans now have a new source that they claim they get their bottled water from.
Number 8: If the moon affects the tides on Earth, what affects the tides on the moon?
Number 7: Can't you just see those late night infomercials trying to sell lunar lakefront property?
Number 5: Water World and The Wisconsin Dells have just entered a brutal bidding war for first water-slide rights.
Number 4: Bobby Boucher, reportedly, wept openly upon hearing the news (think Adam Sandler).
Number 3: Richard Heene was just seen fitting his boy with a spacesuit and snorkel.
Number 2: Some greedy corporation is guaranteed to try and sell your five-year old daughter a trip to the moon to make the most expensive mud pie you've ever heard of.
Drum roll please...
Number 1 : The U.S. originally obtained permission to launch missiles at the moon from other world leaders by claiming the man in the moon had weapons of mass destruction.
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Top-level comments on this article: (8 total)Number 1 is precious!Somehow e.... I just knew you would! Thanks for commenting friend.
#4 is my favorite :-)Thanks Crystal. I'm glad you're a fan of The Waterboy too!
Oh, my, love the diversity of your writing and how is makes me think, frown, smile and chuckle - this one was one of the latter.... keep 'em coming! MarijoThanks Marijo. I'm having fun being as eclectic in my writing as I possibly can. I am equally humbled & blessed knowing that I could provoke such a diversity of emotion in you.Thanks for reading and commenting.
Very well done. I especially like #9 since that would (will?) be so true. Kind of like Fiji water - so many 'environmentally-friendly' people buy bottled water flown half-way around the world for . . . what reason, again? Great job.Thanks Michael. Yeah, #9 kinda came to me as I was thinking about the elite and urbane among us and the silliness of where a particular bottled water is from adding to anyone's status in anyway whatsoever.Thanks Michael for reading and commenting.
Edward, your ten points were comical. They made me chuckle. It took some wit to think up these comments. Regards.Thanks for commenting Roger.
Water on the moon? No wonder they never found that golf ball.I have to say number 9 was my fav. Cracked me up. Great read, keep it up.Thanks for taking the time to read and commenting.I'm glad you enjoyed it and welcome to SearchWarp!
Great article Dr. Rhymes. I loved all of them. Great read and very funny. ~Nenita~Thank you so much Nenita. i had a lot of fun writing this, so I am very happy you enjoyed it. Thanks again for reading and commenting.
Ed (Can I call you Ed?),Love your list, even though I usually skip past Letterman's top ten lists because I find them so borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring ;=) Hey, great to see you dominate page two, but I gotta ask, you're not passing green under the table to anyone, are you? ;=) Keep up the great writing.Yeah you can call me Ed Jeff. I thought that writing something like this would be fun. And as far as page two is concerned... it's amazing how much influence a few dollars can buy ya :-)!Thanks for reading, commenting and encouraging Jeff!
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